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- Trump is going to resume building the wall again. What was the name of that wall again? The Berlin wall? No. That was something else.
- Looks like the American people gave Trump the presidency and a Republican majority in the house and senate. The only thing stopping Trump now is the Constitution.
- Trump is trying to give new meaning to the common expression, "Pardon me".
- Trump being elected president is a historic event. The first convicted felon elected ruler of a country since 1933.
- Trump's new slogan should be "Make America Impeach Again"
- How many more times can Trump get impeached? Well, lets find out.
- So I read that Trump was just elected Chancellor of the United States.
- Did Trump just put Elon Musk in charge of Nasa contract bidding?
- In 2016, when Trump was appointing the head of the EPA, Trump asked around, "Who hates the EPA the most?" The answer was Scott Pruitt has sued the EPA 14 times.
- Hitler, Trump, Musk. I can barely tell them Apartheid.
- Trump is serious about his second term as president. He has lots of conviction.
- If you look at Trumps verdict sheet for his 34 convictions, you'll notice check number or voucher numbers and ammounts for each conviction. Trump had two sets of books.
- Even when I think about it now, it's shocking: He was caught cheating on his wife, got in big trouble trying to cover it up, and even got impeached. You know who I'm talking about, right? Bill Clinton
- Trump says if elected, he'll end the war in Ukraine in one day. Well, that war was was only supposed to last one week anyway, so, I guess it'll be ok.
- Here's a speech from President Ronald Reagan about the border wall.